my cool kid story

you wake up at your house 3.am!!! you have the hunger, you are dying for some raw seosaned chicken breasts what do you do [[ a. go into the halway ]] [[climb out the window]]] [[open your laptop]] [[look under the bed]] [[call your freinds]] [[talk to your favortie soft toy]]

you enter the halway and there are 5 doors [[enter the kitchen]] [[enter your peants room]] [[go into the bathroom]] [[enter the living room]] [[go back to your room]] [[enter the basment]]

you open up fortnite and load in what do you do [[play untill the sun comes up]] [[go onto reddit]]

you look under the bed and there nothing there expect a large poo stain on the wall from that time when uncle elmo was over you go back to sleep [[waking up]]

which freind do you call [[elmo]] [[mr beast]] [[the police]]

it wont stop saying "stop pissing yourself" what do you do!!! [[beat it]] [[tell him is a naughty boy]]

he says sorry and leaves out the window and you go back to sleep [[waking up]]

he hits you back and pulls your arm out of its socket and you bleed out and die

you play fortnite for 10 hours staright and game very intensly but the sun never rises? [[waking up]]

you get traumtized from a video called "cool kid funny"

you walk into the kitchen and its really dark and cold and smelly what do you do [[open the fridge]] [[sniff the stains on the walls]]

you walk into the living room and its completely silent what do you do [[enter the kitchen]] [[turn on the tv]] [[climb out the window]] [[fart]]

you trip over the celing and die

[[follow the voice]]

you call mrbeast and he says he is in soviet russia filming a video so he cant help you and he hangs up what do you do [[ a. go into the halway ]] [[climb out the window]]

you call 111 and the operater says "HOLY GAUCAMOLY ITS BIG JOHNSON WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO ARREST YOU FOR YEARS WE ARE SENDING AN AIRSTRIKE TO YOUR LOCATION" and they hang up what do you do [[die]] [[run]] [[defualt dance]]

you walk into the basment an there is a staic tv a dog a hat and a voice coming from a manhole what do you do [[eat the dog]] [[follow the voice]] [[walk to the tv]]

you climb out the window and walk out onto the road and you hear a faint voice telling you to come closer to the sewer vent what do you do [[walk to the park]] [[follow the voice]]

you are walking to the park but you all of a sudden you see your favorite fast food restruant:willys chillis what do you do [[go to willies chillis]] [[go to the park]]

you get draged down into the sewer and you relize it was elmo he takes you to a massive party with such celebrites as "robux kid" dwayne "the rock" johnson or steve who do you talk to [[robux kid]] [[dwayne]] [[steve]]

you walk into willies chillis and the man himself willie walks up to you

robux kid is an obese 8 year old roblox player and tell you to go away and also he maybe said something mean about you what do you do [[kill him]] [[die]]

you start talking to dwayne the rock johnson and you all of a sudden your pants fall down and elmo eats you

you make a joke about how he as the name of the guy from minecraft and he beats you with a plastic spoon

his emense bodyweight crushes you and he breaks you spine

you died

everyone is knocked out from the cringe including the nuclar atom bomb that was being sent to your location [[waking up]]

an emergany broadcast is on every channel saying a fight bettween two gangs is happening at a]the musem of raw seosand chicken what do you do [[fart]] [[go to the musem]] [[enter the kitchen]]

you let out a fart but forgot to open any windows and the green gas seeping from you chokes you and you die

you open the frigde and there is a very small selction of snacks because your mum hasnt gone to the supermarket what snacks do you grab [[elmo]] [[mouantian dew]] [[salt and vinager chips]] [[raw seasonad chicken]] [[a half eaten choclate bar]]

you have just gotten the greatest ending in the game. the raw seosand chicken ending it was the 12th of august in a year thats errelavant.your name is toby. you walk through and entrance way into a surburban kitchen. your first foot is placed in the room and a dim but peaceful light is shing through the wooden framed window. the dim light is coming from the celestial obgect the cresant moon. as you begin to calmly walk barefoot along th cold white kitchen tiles and you lift your arm up and move your hand through your mucles closer to a grey griping handle planced on the middle right on the blank fridge. you pull firmly on the handle and the fridge door sways sliently open and a tired L.E.D light wirs to a start allumanting the contents of the fridge and the counter tops behind you. you scan the contents of the fridge and locate your diseared item. ok im bored,you got the raw sesoand chicken at 3.am and now you are jeusus